Quotable quotes
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.
I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane
Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.
If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Don’t feel bad! be AWESOME instead
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
We think in generalities, but we live in details.
In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in memory as the wish to forget it.
We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time.
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. <- gawain ko to its just that I read on the net
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
I’m not sure what’s wrong… But it’s probably your fault.
By the time you read this you’ve already read it.
Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much. You’re not that good.
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